AwkwardlyFunny

partytomatoes:

donrickles:

chelsea-george:

chelsea-george:

buttwyatt:

LOOK AT 1994 DOUG BENSON

donrickles
? It you?

Excuse me
donrickles
plz respond ok??

It physically hurts, how accurate this is.

cass discovered the secret to time travel

partytomatoes:

donrickles:

chelsea-george:

chelsea-george:

buttwyatt:

LOOK AT 1994 DOUG BENSON

donrickles
? It you?
Excuse me
donrickles
plz respond ok??

It physically hurts, how accurate this is.

cass discovered the secret to time travel

(via canadiangardengnome)

witsradio:

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the day from Paul F. Tompkins. Watch the full clip here. 

"Beta Only was a video store that trafficked exclusively…in beta video tapes."

witsradio:

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the day from Paul F. Tompkins. Watch the full clip here

"Beta Only was a video store that trafficked exclusively…in beta video tapes."

im-a-m0therfucking-monster:

capital-k-d-o-t:

Forever pissing myself at the irony that is white Americans being against immigration

You know it’s because these children are brown. You don’t hear anything about Ivan immigrating from Europe, or John from Canada. 

But Felipe and Esmeralda from Guatemala? They’re ILLEGALS 

(Source: sandandglass, via toxicrants)

youfilthycasual:

The score for the H&M pack was five, by the way. (source)

(via thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout)

ecsdrop:

will-graham-i-am:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE

(Source: bride-of-bucky, via snl-nbc)

coolator:

firemen:

This restaurant across the street has unsecure wifi and if I so desired I could take over their speaker systems

Please play seven “What’s New Pussycat?”s followed by one “It’s Not Usual” and then one more “What’s New Pussycat?”

coolator:

firemen:

This restaurant across the street has unsecure wifi and if I so desired I could take over their speaker systems

Please play seven “What’s New Pussycat?”s followed by one “It’s Not Usual” and then one more “What’s New Pussycat?”

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)