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oh-flern:

Jean-Ralphio Singing At People

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nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:
Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”
Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”
Jackson Browne is only one person.
Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”
You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
Michelle Obama has never done porn.
Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.
“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”
Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.
Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”
Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.
Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.
The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.
Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.
Lifesavers aren’t medicine.
Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
Marvin Gaye liked women.
Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.
God loves figs.
Noah is not “found footage.”
Captain America was never a U.S. President.
The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

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iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

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nprhereandnow:

Pakistani American comedian Kumail Nanjiani plays Dinesh in the new HBO comedy “Silicon Valley,” about the absurdities of startup culture.

"What’s interesting is that a lot of these guys have a lot of money, but they don’t really know how to party. So they’re sort of partying in their own world. They’re approximating what they think partying is. You know, the first scene of the episode, you’re at a really, really big ostentatious party, but you sort of see that it doesn’t quite work."

See the full interview with Nanjiani, including his story of moving from Pakistan to Iowa, going from a computer science major to stand-up comedy and almost running over Bill Murray. 

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mackbrayer:

FAVORITE PERSON AWARD

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