AwkwardlyFunny

realfart:

im fuckin dying

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erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one fucking knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as hell and thinking it’s hilarious

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

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havemanymonkeys:

That's right, Al--You lost.
And let me tell you what you didn't win: 
a twenty volume set of the 
Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle
Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, 
the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all.
You also made yourself look like a jerk in 
front of millions of people. You brought 
shame and disgrace to your family name for 
generations to come. You don't get to come
back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy
copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!



We’ll miss you, Don Pardo.

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latenightseth:

TONIGHT: SNL’s Kate McKinnon finally comes clean.

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"And your host…"
Rest in peace, Don Pardo. 1918-2014.

"And your host…"

Rest in peace, Don Pardo. 1918-2014.

(Source: youaremy-gravity, via snl-nbc)

fishingboatproceeds:

I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.

INTERVIEWER: Like what?

JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.

INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?

JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”